Latest Mailing/Pick Me, Pick Me

So now glick is mailing out brochures with a preprinted label and without a return address on the envelope. When you open it, there is a tri-fold brochure with three pictures of glick, none of which are really flattering.

The first picture shows him with what appears to be a pair of identical dead squirrel tails perched above his lip.

The second shows him sunburned in a cowboy hat with the above mentioned dead squirrel tails and a strange expression on his face.

The third shows him with glazed eyes with the same aforesaid squirrel tails in a white uniform shirt that has a single star on either collar.

So, what does the single star mean? Does it refer to prior military service by glick? Sorry, danny boy never served in the military. Perhaps that is why he wraps himself in the American flag as much as he can.  So glick must fancy himself an armchair general (after all, the head of the Wyoming Highway Patrol only wears a colonel rank) who never served with the best of them.

glick lists a number of points in his brochure that "As your Sheriff I will continue to..." with the first being  "Bring a high level of professionalism, honesty and integrity to the department." Yes, you are still trying to bring professionalism, honesty and integrity to the department since you have not been able to do that for the last eight years! Keep promising, someone might believe you.

"Demonstrate fiscal responsibility" as you did during the last Laramie County Reserve Certification Course where you turned down a very qualified DWUI instructor who would have taught for free and instead paid twenty hours of overtime to your latest appointed street sergeant.

The other points continue ad nauseam and so could we, but you get the point.

Friends really don't let friends vote for glick.