Problems, There Are Not Any Problems

So what is with the latest buzz at the office? longshanks trying to figure out where the problems are?

Seems as though a competent sheriff who had been in office for eight years would have figured it out before now. But maybe later is better than never. Yeah, right!

Let's see, i'm in the hallway, walking to my office on a day that i choose to grace the department with my presence. Oh look, an employee that i did not promote and whose nose is not up my backside. Might i ask him how he's doing, maybe even what can i do to make his job easier? Nah, that would be too easy, kind of like me doing what i am being paid and supposed to do.  i will continue to walk down the hallway, only acknowledging those that i wish to. After all, i am their great leader. They must respect me. i will look in the mirror every morning and tell myself that all is well, i am in charge, i have their respect, i am an honorable person................

Ddg reminds longshanks that real respect is freely given and earned. The enforced respect is worth nothing, but then again when that's all you've got................................